Creation Myth

Supernova consumes Alpha; Tiamat freed; Omega struck. The Earth, Moonand Ceres born. Tiamat saves Adam from the fiery inferno; Tiamat crosses great divide; Tiamat reaches Earth with Adam. Unicorn lives and breathes in Eden (figure 1); Tiamat forges God out of thin air, empowers God, and returns to the ashes of her birth, Genesis; the Warlords claim dominion over Earth (figure 2), Mongolia, Africa, Scandinavia, Persia, and India. Adam courts Lilith, daughter of Africa. Adam's tree is fruitless; Lilith scorns Adam. Adam is alone; God creates Eve from Adam then mates with the daughters of man; Excalibur, Goliath, and the archangels are born.

MongoliaScandinavia Persia India Africa

For man, God creates Valhalla above the Earth in the firmament of Heaven; archangels spawn Satan. Unable to contain it, the archangels sever its spin and throw it into the Amazon. God conjures Hell; the Devil's wings, clipped. Michael, Raphael, Gabriel are banished to Earth.

Age of Taurus, the black hole of Chaos, year of the horse: Satan sunders the Unicorn's horn, enslaving Africa; Satan defies God; Adam and Eve become mortal. Satan lures Adam and Eve out of Eden into the heart of Egypt; God raises the Valley of the Kings; God shepherds Satan. Tiamat returns from the black hole, entombs God in Babylon, punishes Adam and Eve. Tiamat gives her heart to Satan; Tiamat becomes Pegasus; Excalibur and Goliath seal Satan in the Arch of the Covenant. Adam and Eve bare the arch, migrate to Ethiopia; demigods spring up all over the Earth.

Age of Gemini, the Sun: the Devil escapes the horrors of Hell, tames Pegasus; Valhalla falls to Earth. Archangels are divided and conquered, planting seeds in the east and west, father of Day, Buddha, mother of Night, Haiti. Age of Cancer, Mercury: Noah, son of Adam, along with the warlords and shards of archangels and demigods survive the flood; Devil claims Greece; Canaan, Zulu priest, slays Noah. Age of Leo, Venus: Pegasus and the dawn horse are united in the consolations. Pan defeats Goliath, yields sword and destroys Excalibur; Satan slithers into Babylon.

Age of Virgo, Ceres: Devil seeks Pan. Age of Libra, moon, judgement: the Devil speaks with Pan. Peace on Earth. Age of Scorpio, Mars: Devil seizes Africa; Pharaoh, son of Satan, unleashed. Age of Sagittarius, Jupiter: Anti-Christ, Zulu spirit born.

Age of Capricorn, Saturn, the great quake: Devil exorcises Anti-Christ; Moses, son of Japheth, king of the Jews (figure 3, see also figure 4), places Pharaoh in the covenant; the Devil sanctifies Egypt. Moses rests in Judea, exiles the Canaanites back into Africa, gives arch to Abraham, prince of Persia.

† - Migration of the JewsForced from out of Stone Henge by a

British Nordic tribe, Japheth stumbles

upon the Jewish people at the Pillars

of Hercules; he leads them to the Holy

Land where they settle and breed with

the Africans and the Persians.

Age of Aquarius, Uranus: Isaac, son of Abraham, and Rebecca, daughter of Moses, bare Jacob and Esau, Israel and Palestine. Civil War. Nimrod, son of Ham, reclaims the arch, builds the tower of Babel and digs up God's tomb; world, blessed with multiculturalism; God abolishes Pharaoh, confines Satan to the desert; God pursues Pan in the Himalayas. Pan converts God into a sheepherder; God dies a mortal life. Nebuchadnezzar, son of Nimrod, scourges Israel. Age of Pieces, Neptune: Caesar reasons with the Devil, forms a blood pact; Caesar, assassinated. Jesus and John the Baptist born - threefold division of Rome, Visigoths, Vatican, King Author and the Holy Wars, birth of the Mona Lisa.

Age of Aries, Pluto, nuclear holocaust: Lucifer, Hitler and Christ born.